Funny Quote Patch – Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Iron-On Embroidered Patch

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Feeling like the accidental ringmaster of chaos? This hilarious embroidered patch reads:

🔘 "Not my circus, not my monkeys – but apparently I'm the ringmaster of this sh*t show."

🧵 High-quality stitching and bold white-on-black design make this patch a must-have for anyone with a dark sense of humor and leadership trauma.

✨ Perfect for jackets, bags, hats, and more!

🔹 Size: ~9.5 cm × 6.5 cm (3.75" × 2.5")  
🔹 Material: Durable embroidery  
🔹 Application: Iron-on or sew-on  
🔹 Ideal for: Office warriors, burnout survivors, sarcastic souls